Product Review Category: Conditioner

Bumble and bumble Super Rich Conditioner


I’ve been a Bumble and bumble fan since my tween years–seems like mere minutes ago! Their Super Rich Conditioner was another mad, Super Market Sweep-like scoop on my way to catch the Long Island Rail Road to my eastbound weekend destination.

Sheer Blonde Colour Preserving Conditioner

Blonde sisters, listen up: For an affordable maintenance option, I’ve always trusted Mr. Frieda to keep my locks shiny and tangle free. Lately, I’m diggin’ his Sheer Blonde Colour Preserving Conditioner for keeping the brass in check. Anything that gets the comb through keeps me happy. Score.

Happy Happy, Joy Joy

“Who smells so freaking good??” And so it went recently as I waited to buy my Q-tips at 11:30pm on a recent Tuesday evening. And so it will go every time I use this conditioner, Happy Happy, Joy Joy, from Lush. And with you, so run out immediately: this kind of attention = GOOD. The smell is intoxicatingly beautiful- it IS called hair PERFUME, after all.

It’s a 10 Miracle Hair Mask

Thank the lord, I can now get my comb through my hair in the bathroom – and it doesn’t take 10 minutes! Recommended to me by hairstylist I trust. Product claims it will detangle, soften, defrizz, restore moisture and elasticity, impart luminous shine, enhance body and improve color vibrancy. Check, check and check. Good for a hair mask, but since I only wash maybe twice a week, I actually use it as conditioner and just leave it on in the shower for several minutes while I attend to other biznet.

Oribe Soft Dry Conditioner Spray

As one who’s felt the intense relief of knowing my blowout would buy me 30 more minutes with my beloved snooze button, Oribe Soft Dry Conditioner Spray is a one of those heaven sent products. Not only does the beautiful scent eat up the sins of the night before (whiskey, the faint aroma of 4am disco fries), but you’ll get a nice shine and softness that won’t give your secrets away. Pair it with your favorite dry ‘poo, and hey- who needs sleep?? … or water?? KIDDING. 🙂

Garnier Fructis Sleek & Shine Conditioner

Most of the time I prefer going the natural route with my haircare, but sometimes I need ALL the silicone. Enter Garnier Fructis Sleek & Shine Conditioner, which will tame my rattiest of rat’s nests. Even better? Found it for $2.99 at the one, the only, Tar-jay.